People can’t drive…

I hate slow drivers, I hate stupid drivers, I hate drivers who can’t choose which lane to drive in, so they bounce around, indecisive, and messes up the flow. I guess this is not a huge problem in a town with 80k people, but it’s still annoying. And then we have drivers who feel they just have to overtake everyone, and then decides NOT to step on the gas, so it takes fucking forever for them to get past. Don’t overtake if you have a slow car or can’t find the throttle! (it’s the one to the right).
Or even worse, and far more common, is the driver who takes 3-5 fucking seconds to find that same pedal when the traffic lights turn green! I want to make it before that fucking light turns red again, Thank you!

And what is up with these so called Crash driving courses? They honestly believe a person can learn to drive properly and safely after ONE WEEK of exercise?! I’m sorry, but I just don’t buy that. Would you let a surgeon operate on you after one week of medical school? No, of course you wouldn’t. Or hire a carpenter with one week worth of experience to build your house? No.
So WHY do they let people with only one week of training out on the public roads? Why? It’s very dangerous for everyone. I can safely promise you that no normal person with no previous training will be experienced enough to drive in everyday traffic after one week behind the wheel.

In conclusion I guess what I want to say is, the worst and most dangerous thing about traffic are the drivers…